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1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
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Do you like the joke addition? I really am not a man-hater, I just thought this was silly. Do you think that I should keep doing dog jokes, or not? I wanted to spice things up a bit.
I hope you all have a great Thursday. I am dead tired this morning. I am hoping to wake up soon!
2 comments:
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Uh, look, I don't know, that's all I've got.
I bought Wilma some Oat Grass for 4.99 at the pet store today..... I havent seen whether she'll enjoy it yet though, shes pretty fickle
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