THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW?
Instructions for properly hugging a baby. 1) First, spy a baby.
2) Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3) Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4) The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5) Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
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My friend Teddy sent me this as a fwd today. I hope you enjoy it. It made me smile.
3 comments:
What a gorgeous dog and a lovely baby - I don't know which I'd like to steal more. What kind of doggy is it?
I'm not sure which specific breed of Mastiff the dog is, but it's definitely a Mastiff. They come in a variety of types: Neopolitan Mastiff, Bullmastiff, Tibetan Mastiff, etc. They are wonderful dogs, very large, and lots of slobber. :)
this entry is too cute =) made me smile too
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