Scottish Deerhound

These are Scottish Deerhounds. I have never heard of this type of dog, but they definitely captured my attention.




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Dog Joke of the Day
10 Dog Peeves About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny ... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
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I laughed for a few minutes after that one. Ok, honestly, I am still laughing and it has been about 10 minutes since I found it. No one has mentioned whether they like this new addition or not? Hmm.

I am beyond tired today because Emily kept me up all night scratching. I am not sure what to do about it, but if you have any suggestions please let me know. She has allergies but it has never been this bad. I feel so bad for her. I have allergies really bad, but mine usually just involve headaches.

Anyway, I hope your Monday is going well. I guess, as well as Mondays can go.