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Dog Joke of the Day
How many dogs does it take to......

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
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Happy Friday! I am very excited for this Friday, it is a big day for me. Today is my last day at my first job out of college. Everything was not working out for me here, so I took it upon myself to find a new job. I found a new one in Anaheim. A little further than I am used to, but it is a good job, that is a lot better for me.

I will miss the co-workers, but we will still each other. We are all going out to lunch today. I am also very excited about it. I get yummy mexican food with good people :-)

I hope you all have a marvelous Friday. Are you doing anything this weekend? I get a 3-day weekend this weekend. I am very excited about it. I don't have many plans, except a date tonight with Michael. My goal is to update this weekend, but I am not sure the true outlook.